WEB JOKE I GOT 8.16.07

(the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later,
several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One […]

ALL ABOARD THE KOOK TRAIN TO MARS

Mars forecast:
It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come […]

JOKE: REDNECK CHURCHES

Redneck Churches?
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if…
the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if…
people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass […]

JOKES AND STUFF JUNE 2007

Interesting
In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus the word GOLF entered […]

QUOTES FOR YOUR SUMMER

The nation cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor…JFK (deomcrat serial adulterer, how ironic)
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few…G. B. Shaw
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it least…Earl of Chesterfield 1758
Little things affect little minds…B. Disraeli 1845
Wherever God […]

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